KevlarHymen

KevlarHymen, The world's first bullet proof cunt.

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but-atleast-we-have-puddings:

Dude omg I played this game at a party once you had to like melt the ice and save the baby and whoever saved thebaby first won and I was so desperate to win I sat on it and like moved my butt around and I had a huge water stain on my butt and it looked like I peed my pants but it was so worth it I won a bubble necklace

but-atleast-we-have-puddings:

Dude omg I played this game at a party once you had to like melt the ice and save the baby and whoever saved the
baby first won and I was so desperate to win I sat on it and like moved my butt around and I had a huge water stain on my butt and it looked like I peed my pants but it was so worth it I won a bubble necklace

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